Cosmo Tip #3476
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
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When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
(Source: tsar-bucks)
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
We always get here. How do we always get here?
The Origins of Heterosexuality.
Freaking hilarious.
1: hilarious. 2: most of those man are hot.
I like samesies
yeah this is hilarious and I would do the DAMN out of that leader guy.
Right in the feels, I’m so done,
hey look, satan made a post
I would be sad, but obviously, George became a professor at Hogwarts, and Fred was a ghost, and they spent their time pranking people as they always had, for decades, until one morning there were two ghosts wandering the corridors. And no one can convince me otherwise.
^^^^^
^^^^ Yeah, that.
Writing doesn’t just communicate ideas; it generates them. If you’re bad at writing and don’t like to do it, you’ll miss out on most of the ideas writing would have generated.
- Paul Graham, who knows a thing or two about finding your purpose and doing what you love, on how to write well – a fine addition to our ongoing archive of writing advice. Pair with this reading list of famous writers’ collected wisdom on writing. (via explore-blog)
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